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What does this mean
you can’t prove these are children and not tiny reptilians in human suits acting the way they imagine humans act
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f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
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Semi Transparent Lipstick (matches colour of you blog - drag it!)
Made by Totally Transparent(via gimmethatd)
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what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
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So now there’s a chip
based on the taco
based on the chip
based on the taco.
What is this world coming to?
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what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
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fuck off google
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SUS ANAL BUM PARTY! #SUSANALBUMPARTY
genuinely one of my favourite things to happen ever
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I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY
WHY
IS HER HEAD SO TINY
NO I’VE GOT IT.
THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.
THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.
OH MY UGUCKING FGOD
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R-MONEY - WILL THE REAL MITT ROMNEY PLEASE STAND UP (FEAT. BARACK OBAMA, NEWT GINGRICH, RICK SANTORUM)
THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAING I CANT.
I PHYSICALLY CANNOT.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN
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you can almost hear it sigh
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